Cinnamon Pancakes Anyone?

Thinking of Sumerian Xmas puddings.

Jul 23

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

(via tavereninthetardis)


imyourrealdad:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

I do remember that from star trek!

imyourrealdad:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

I do remember that from star trek!

(via tavereninthetardis)


trungles:

shorterexcerpts:

styro:

salon:

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

"Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

(via aliasofwestgate)


Jul 22

Twitter Campagin

evilchuckle:

So in an attempt to get my fund-raising thing some funds I’m spamming the popular people of twitter

this is the tweet I’m using

It’s all about the Sumerian Xmas Pudding!! Please check out and RT  thanks

so if you have a free five minutes and don’t mind spamming everyone and anyone you can use the above. Or if you can think of something better go for it. As long as you include the link, and aren’t rude or offensive then go wild.

I’m using the #PhDFundsForRosie it is currently just me spamming at the moment, but hopefully when we get the ball rolling it can be more interesting things.

Big thanks to Tasha (Tazzypenguin) who wrote the tweet and the hashtag.


I forgot I put food in the oven.
I blame you all for not reminding me


More recycling

More recycling


Booyeah recycling. Wow my housemate drinks a lot more than I thought.

Booyeah recycling. Wow my housemate drinks a lot more than I thought.


OMG Lambert how many times.do you need to reference yourself in your own book.

OMG Lambert how many times.do you need to reference yourself in your own book.


This is really kinda gross

This is really kinda gross


I see an an, a mu, an in, an a, a ma, an am, a li, a šu, a la. Okay my cuneiform is coming back to me. Praise be to Marduk.

I see an an, a mu, an in, an a, a ma, an am, a li, a šu, a la. Okay my cuneiform is coming back to me. Praise be to Marduk.


I ran up the stairs. Now we must wait

I ran up the stairs. Now we must wait


I got two drinks. Though cans aren’t as tasty

I got two drinks. Though cans aren’t as tasty


Drink or ice cream?


The adventures of at the corner shop. Seriously though £1.30 should get a drink and an ice cream


Maybe I should get some tango, haven’t had that in forever. But then ice cream


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